Man Ass on my Pillow

I would love it if a guy came over to my house when I actually clean it. It so embarrassing when I bring a guy over and my home looks like it was burglarized. My current challenge  (I feel like giving the infamous "all my life I had to fight," speech Oprah gave as Sofia in The Color Purple when in comes to getting into this guys pants.) came over and of course it was a day when I just did not give a flying fuck about cleaning. I'm not even sure why I invited him over. In addition to my condemned crack house looking apartment, I had just gotten my period.

But wait! 

It gets better...and by better I mean worse. 

He then starts telling me about his friend that he is sleeping with, who he decides he has developed feelings for. I won't go into detail about things -- because he reads my blog. (Hey old man!) 

That didn't bother me at all. What did bother me...aside from getting my period and messy ass room, was that his bare ass was close to my pillow. Not 100% sure if there was contact but it did make me cringe just a little. I'm not mad or anything. It was just one of those moments that made me go....hmmm.

I am going to fuck this guy. 

Drugs and British Men

So, if Salt-N-Pepa didn't tell you about what this blog is about. I'm sure this posting will clear any confusion you may have.

I had my first drug experience, British man, and uncircumcised cock last week. What a trifecta.

Greetings from merry ole England!

Allow Me to Reintroduce Myself

Welcome to Danielle does Austin!

Like Salad is the Devil, Danielle does Austin has also been in the making for a few years. If you wanna read about my normal day to day happenings, I suggest you stick with Salad is the Devil. I'm going to let Salt-N-Pepa tell you what Danielle does Austin is all about.